• Silly конь не valleyялся

• Day's worth of frustration: bit.ly/XX1A1

• When all you have is a hammer, гвозди бы делать из этих людей
• Join the @the113project

• Back from @cloudcamp. Was nice.

• 134 characters in search of an author

• Does #Python on Windows use "Synchronization object" for GIL? Is it known to accumulate/leak a lot of event handles to those objects?
• icio.us/jz1kh0

• Если MySQL поставить на EC2, то может получиться, что MyISAMи sous AMI.

• Pretty good free tool for PDF manipulation: sourceforge.net/projects/pdfsam/

• Grand jury didn't know if Melia "tormented" or even "puzzled" the cows.. А коровы удивились и расстроились bit.ly/aXjjm
• "Go be cynical about frickin’ Google." LOL bit.ly/12tJ6I

• URL of the century: netaddictionrecovery.ning.com/

• Digital джигит
• бросается гнилыми Palme d'Or-ами
• Дырку от бейгеля ты получишь, а не Шана Това.
• What's this deal with "let's touch base". If both of us touch base at the same time, at least one of us is out.Why the hell would I do that?

• Fielding is not having a good day: bit.ly/deYW8

• Тоже слоган: Виагра для Путина (bit.ly/x0G7a) и Яйца для Медведева! (bit.ly/3OEVF1)
• got Eggs[-from-USSR] on my Face[book] bit.ly/Js7dy
• Sapienti SAT exercise: VMA'09::AA'94;Taylor::Zemeckis; Beyonce::Tarantino(KK if I feel charitable)-now,Kanye,where you been, ебаный насос.
• At 01:23 of this YouTube video: bit.ly/pUHpj does the MC sport a Brass Rat? Capture: bit.ly/4yALiF

• Way to go! RT @eggs_from_ussr: @DimitryMedvedev (THE) follows @eggs_from_ussr on twitter! He admits playing the game while he was younger
• RT @eggs_from_ussr (obviously belatedly): President of Russia is playing Eggs from USSR on his iPhone! bit.ly/PhQPU
• Медведев играет в волка с зайцем: bit.ly/PhQPU . Meanwhile, I'm still waiting for someone to make Papanov/Rumyantseva porn video.

• RT @eggs_from_ussr Eggs from USSR is The Top Kids Game in Russia! And The Top Arcade Game in Russia! Update to the new version to see more
• furiously searching email for anything marked NSFW

• Bonus for Inglourious Basterds:it's impossible to watch subtitled video of Hitler screaming at underlings w/o thinking bit.ly/Gi4bN
• making some delicious function curry

• 2009 год на дворе, заебали уже транслитом и путаницей с кодировками
• The students will explore the biographies of the First Family's pets: bit.ly/FAKQO

• Лысый, пей! bit.ly/J9GQI

• @ontendem I'll buy kindle when it costs low double digits. As it is, i don't buy these kinds of gadgets with rare exceptions cuz I проебываю

• reading a book, wanting to know what time it is, glancing at the lower-right hand corner of the page. It's not working :(

• Here's a good Snopes.com slogan: "Be vewy vewy quiet. I am hunting FUD."
• Seven hobbits of highly effective Gandalfs...
• LMAO "[BM] is dismissed as a party by many people[...]but for many it is a unique opportunity to try out new software." bit.ly/20GIxj

• Continuing the #snowclone (bit.ly/2jCRlP) series on 7 X of highly Y Z (bit.ly/gKTQs): Seven sins of highly effective sinners.
• Seven rabbits of highly effective hunters.
• Seven segments of highly effective displays.
• Seven joys of highly effective virgins.
• Seven circumambulations of highly effective hajjis.
• Seven brides of highly effective brothers.
• Seven dwarves of highly effective Snow Whites? Seven rings of highly effective dwarves? <Letterman>What?</Letterman>
• Six days of highly effective God.
• Seven of highly effective Nine.
• Patchmaker, patchmaker, make me a patch.
• Читать голосом Иванова пародирующего Рожденственского bit.ly/2mkFx3

• СОПРИ - отличное название для проекта "to make corporations more efficient as well as transparent" codex.stanford.edu/projects.html
• The 7 habits of highly effective nuns
• Give a man a credit card, he'll eat for a day.Teach a man to phish...
• No woman no cry no harm no fowl ни рыба ни мясо. Колбаса! Reverse Polish, of course, as I've already pointed out.

• PTFM - Pet The F... Manul (англ.) - Погладь кота, сцуко! (F... can stand for Felis if you're so inclined)
• converting vegetarians, minding the GaaP (Gov'ernment as a Platform) @timoreilly twitter.com/timoreilly/status/3572369653

• schutzstaffel.ru: bit.ly/2qk7Pc
  (don't bother, I've already bought the domain)
• #usps in trouble bit.ly/SSaRn ? It'd be in less trouble if usps.gov could mail {doc,pdf} (optionally certified,return receipt,etc).

• пан is the lowest form of humor bit.ly/11gdGt

• Reverse Polish sausage...
• If you could adopt a fire truck like adopt-a-highway, would that be called a stepladder?

• CD и не ripайся
• Hellooo @fcohen (twitter.com/fcohen/statuses/3292323999 ) and @charlvn (twitter.com/charlvn/status/3387205911 )

• You have to require flush() to be in default runtime lib - what if you're targeting an elevator controller in an incontinent ward?
• Джулико Бандито и Де Ля Воро Гангстерито vs Судья Наказато? (bit.ly/gSkRb

• icio.us/v3luga
• Πάν is the lowest form of humor
• Today's curmudgeons (bit.ly/uSzbB ) suck.I walked to school uphill both ways thru corpses of those who died saying"over my dead body"

• Six of one, and half dozen of тех же яиц, только сбоку.

• Борис Good Enough

• From Wittgenstein's poker to Keller's skateboard: bit.ly/zeI7B
• Soon as I post twitter.com/debedb/status/2335988500, I am being stalked by the @skateboardshop bot. Come here, I've got a poker!

• Actually, what's missing from bit.ly/g5mK3
  is squirting mayo...
• Sales is modern alchemy - it's all about lead conversion
• LotR is Swan Lake in Farsi? bit.ly/ZVgJM

• 
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• New app by @dimka - bit.ly/oGKy4 (@galsla will now say I can haz iphone)
• Река Орлик (до 1784 года - Орел) - река [берущая] начало у деревни Сорокино. bit.ly/6xBnP

• We are sorry, this context is not available for your country.
• We are sorry, this simulacrum is not available for your Dasein. (Well, makes about as much sense, doesn't it?)

• 2nd most amazing thing about #iranelection is the zeal with which well-meaning folks mindlessly spread unproven info. Road to hell indeed.

• 50 Ways to Inject Your SQL youtube.com/watch?v=5pSsLnNJIa4
• With all the proxies flying around at #iranelection this should be called the CIDR revolution
• envisioning a tombstone: @CNN: Gulf War '91 - #iranelection 2009.
• If this was done on purpose, rumor about #iranelection tag being blocked is a brilliant #infowar move

• When all you have is bit.ly/tgaz3, every problem looks like a nail.
• When you're Thor, every problem looks like a nail. When you're Jesus, well...

• bit.ly/9bkdh
  www.youtube.com/watch?v=R7yfISlGLNU bit.ly/fn6u0
• Why does #uhaul not have after-hours key drop box? This is stupid.

• flirtyauthorbitches.com/2009/06/02/mobilizing/
• founding Jesus Savings Bank. (a propos: bit.ly/FRUBq
• Для тех кто любит слово "Баян": In Soviet Russia, гормон играет в тебе. D'accord, Ion? (фр.-рум.) - Правда, Ваня?
• Кстати о Бояне - меня интересуют только мыси. И ветви. И орлы. И облака.

• Internet Evolution - The Big Report - Reputations at Risk bit.ly/uZhfo
• "Ты не понимаешь меня, Рассел. Ты никогда не понимал меня".
  "Ты все всегда путал, Виттгенштейн. Ты всегда все путал". bit.ly/15Vsc1
• It's been the Six day's night and I've been working like a God

• Score this @Threadless #twittertee submission! thrdl.es/~/afm
• Why can't the "bit.ly" shortening thing be dynamic, as-I-type-and-paste...
• Thanks @pmikeyp for @Threadless #twittertee sub(thrdl.es/~/afm), but I like bit.ly/GXcA4 and bit.ly/O9AnA *hint-hint*

• "My name is Bond. James Bond. Vodka martini, shaken, not stirred."
  -
  "My name is Eugene. One gin."
• #proan (from Rus. проебанный анекдот) - a joke told while not understanding the punchline. See bit.ly/15Qok9. Remember this term.
• #proan: "Never underestimate the bandwidth of a truck full of DVDs ***speeding*** down the highway." (bit.ly/19Fkz3)

• A wave is equal parts conversation and document. And light is therefore particle, conversation and document. See also: dual nature of Jesus.

"DrBlock" does sound like some anti-malware program or firewall, doesn't it: ajp.psychiatryonline.org/cgi/content/full/165/3/306

Yosemite (искаж. англ. ед. ч.) - Гей, славяне.

iPhone: Dimka Artshow bit.ly/xg0lh