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(no subject) [Jun. 28th, 2009|11:35 am]

  • Six of one, and half dozen of тех же яиц, только сбоку.

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(no subject) [Jun. 27th, 2009|11:35 am]

  • Борис Good Enough

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(no subject) [Jun. 26th, 2009|11:35 am]
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(no subject) [Jun. 25th, 2009|11:35 am]
  • Actually, what's missing from bit.ly/g5mK3
    is squirting mayo...
  • Sales is modern alchemy - it's all about lead conversion
  • LotR is Swan Lake in Farsi? bit.ly/ZVgJM
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(no subject) [Jun. 24th, 2009|11:35 am]
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(no subject) [Jun. 19th, 2009|11:35 am]
  • New app by @dimka - bit.ly/oGKy4 (@galsla will now say I can haz iphone)
  • Река Орлик (до 1784 года - Орел) - река [берущая] начало у деревни Сорокино. bit.ly/6xBnP
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(no subject) [Jun. 18th, 2009|11:35 am]
  • We are sorry, this context is not available for your country.
  • We are sorry, this simulacrum is not available for your Dasein. (Well, makes about as much sense, doesn't it?)
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(no subject) [Jun. 17th, 2009|11:35 am]

  • 2nd most amazing thing about #iranelection is the zeal with which well-meaning folks mindlessly spread unproven info. Road to hell indeed.

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(no subject) [Jun. 16th, 2009|11:35 am]
  • 50 Ways to Inject Your SQL youtube.com/watch?v=5pSsLnNJIa4
  • With all the proxies flying around at #iranelection this should be called the CIDR revolution
  • envisioning a tombstone: @CNN: Gulf War '91 - #iranelection 2009.
  • If this was done on purpose, rumor about #iranelection tag being blocked is a brilliant #infowar move
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(no subject) [Jun. 10th, 2009|11:35 am]
  • When all you have is bit.ly/tgaz3, every problem looks like a nail.
  • When you're Thor, every problem looks like a nail. When you're Jesus, well...
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(no subject) [Jun. 8th, 2009|11:35 am]
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(no subject) [Jun. 7th, 2009|11:35 am]
  • flirtyauthorbitches.com/2009/06/02/mobilizing/
  • founding Jesus Savings Bank. (a propos: bit.ly/FRUBq
  • Для тех кто любит слово "Баян": In Soviet Russia, гормон играет в тебе. D'accord, Ion? (фр.-рум.) - Правда, Ваня?
  • Кстати о Бояне - меня интересуют только мыси. И ветви. И орлы. И облака.
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(no subject) [Jun. 6th, 2009|11:35 am]
  • Internet Evolution - The Big Report - Reputations at Risk bit.ly/uZhfo
  • "Ты не понимаешь меня, Рассел. Ты никогда не понимал меня".
    "Ты все всегда путал, Виттгенштейн. Ты всегда все путал". bit.ly/15Vsc1
  • It's been the Six day's night and I've been working like a God
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(no subject) [Jun. 4th, 2009|11:35 am]
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(no subject) [Jun. 2nd, 2009|11:35 am]
  • "My name is Bond. James Bond. Vodka martini, shaken, not stirred."
    -
    "My name is Eugene. One gin."
  • #proan (from Rus. проебанный анекдот) - a joke told while not understanding the punchline. See bit.ly/15Qok9. Remember this term.
  • #proan: "Never underestimate the bandwidth of a truck full of DVDs ***speeding*** down the highway." (bit.ly/19Fkz3)
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(no subject) [May. 31st, 2009|11:35 am]

  • A wave is equal parts conversation and document. And light is therefore particle, conversation and document. See also: dual nature of Jesus.

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(no subject) [May. 30th, 2009|11:35 am]

"DrBlock" does sound like some anti-malware program or firewall, doesn't it: ajp.psychiatryonline.org/cgi/content/full/165/3/306

Yosemite (искаж. англ. ед. ч.) - Гей, славяне.

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(no subject) [May. 29th, 2009|11:35 am]

iPhone: Dimka Artshow bit.ly/xg0lh

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(no subject) [May. 27th, 2009|12:12 pm]

Who writes these headlines: bit.ly/14x7ip

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(no subject) [May. 26th, 2009|04:00 pm]

ЛАВРентий Павлович BAY Area

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Электроник ат REST [Dec. 18th, 2008|06:01 pm]
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URI, URI, ты нашел, где у него <INPUT TYPE=submit>?
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okuJava [Dec. 12th, 2008|10:45 pm]
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Я много лет лаптоп ношу,
хард-драйв потерся и не нов он,
и я пишу email в Lenovo,
и заменить хард-драйв прошу.

(Продолжение следует)
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Пуримшпиль 2.0 [Oct. 2nd, 2008|05:08 pm]
God wants you to know that you are a present-day Esther!

Ее че, за Ахмадинежада выдадут?
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(no subject) [Sep. 23rd, 2008|09:52 pm]
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Disallow: /911/911day/text
Disallow: /911/heroes/text
Disallow: /911/messages/text
Disallow: /911/patriotism/text
Disallow: /911/patriotism2/text
Disallow: /911/progress/text
Disallow: /911/remembrance/text
Disallow: /911/response/text
Disallow: /911/sept112002/text
Disallow: /911/text

From http://www.whitehouse.gov/robots.txt (via BOBHYTAPb)
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(no subject) [Jul. 16th, 2008|01:51 pm]
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In Torrance [...] the median home price [...] has fallen from a peak of $830,000 two years ago to $636,000. But that's still twice what Gylfe can afford on his salary as a real estate appraiser.
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Yahoo! profile editing... [Jun. 23rd, 2008|02:37 pm]
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Following the white rabbit [Jun. 21st, 2008|09:35 pm]
Two weeks ago - minutes late...
Today - few minutes late...

Read more... )

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(no subject) [Jun. 13th, 2008|07:10 pm]
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deathmarch
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Неизвестный Щербаков [Jun. 8th, 2008|09:37 am]
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Где-то около 2:00:

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(no subject) [May. 24th, 2008|04:08 am]
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Y2K 2.0 [May. 13th, 2008|12:36 pm]
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Thousands of old-fashioned pumps can't register more than $3.99 on their spinning mechanical dials.
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(no subject) [Feb. 23rd, 2008|01:20 am]
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President Bush Discusses Kosovo
[...]
THE PRESIDENT: [...] Thank you all very much. See you in Rwanda.
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IDDQD [Dec. 7th, 2007|11:22 pm]
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Moore had recently completed his fifth high-risk mission overseas guarding then-President Clinton,long-considered a must to advance to the next level.
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(no subject) [Dec. 1st, 2007|02:39 pm]
Motherfuckers.
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(no subject) [Oct. 26th, 2007|03:11 pm]
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Wilson [...] was convicted [...] for having consensual oral sex [...] Wilson's attorney, B.J. Bernstein [...]
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(no subject) [Oct. 22nd, 2007|09:44 pm]
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От имени всех представителей творческих профессий в России, [...]З. Церетели, [...]Н. Михалков


Лежит Иосиф - бледный, чуть живой. Кругом аппаратура, провода и циферблаты.
И вот я произнес что-то совсем неуместное:
- Вы тут болеете, и зря. А Евтушенко между тем выступает против колхозов...
Действительно, что-то подобное имело место. Выступление Евтушенко на московском писательском съезде было довольно решительным.
Вот я и сказал:
- Евтушенко выступил против колхозов...
Бродский еле слышно ответил:
- Если он против, я - за.
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A politician's epitaph [Oct. 20th, 2007|11:23 am]
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Here lies John Smith. Again.
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Amending RFC 2616 [Oct. 20th, 2007|11:19 am]
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420 Client Stoned

Client is too stoned to send a well-formed HTTP request. Try again in a few hours.

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Monetize this [Oct. 12th, 2007|02:29 am]
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The relationship between themerchant and the client in the capitalistic model in the era of theEconomy of Attention has shifted. Previously the client had received acertain service and paid for it with money; today the clienthim/herself _is_ the payment for the service. Each time we consumesomething on the web, we give a piece of ourselves away, to be absorbedby the advertisement agencies, soaked up by their targeting databases,sold and resold and resold again, making routes inside a giganticinformation-processing machine that receives no human attention. We'dlike to think we are monetizing others, or those a bit more lucid wouldlike to think that we are monetizing ourselves, but a more appropriateview is that a machine, impersonal and disaffected, is monetizing us. Read more... )
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Paragraph of the day [Oct. 4th, 2007|07:51 pm]
Penileplethysmography A mercury-in-rubber (MIR) circumferential strain gauge ( Bancroft, Jones, & Pullan, 1966) was used to measure erectile responses to the sexual stimuli. When attached, changes in the circumference of the penis caused changes in the electrical resistance of the mercury column, which were detected by a Parks Model 270 Plethysmograph (pre-amplifier; Parks Electronic Laboratory, Beaverton, OR). The pre-amplifier output was channeled into a Grass polygraph. Tumescence responses were recorded on the chart drive of the polygraph and were channeled to an analog-to-digital (A-to-D) interface connected to an IBM computer. A parallel recording on chart paper was used to identify abrupt changes suggestive of movement artifacts, which were eliminated from the data before analysis. The strain gauge was calibrated prior to each evaluation using a plexiglass calibrating cone, allowing for conversion (approximately 130 times/s) to millimeters (approximately 275 A-to-D units per ram) of penile circumference, which served as the primary dependent variable. The internal consistency and test-retest reliability of the penile plethysmograph is acceptable (O'Donahue & Letourneau, 1992), and penile plethysmographic responses to sexually explicit stimuli have been shown to discriminate between homosexual and heterosexual men (Tollison, Adams, & Tollison, 1979). Zuckerman ( 1971 ) described penile plethysmography as the most specific measure of sexual arousal because significant changes occur only during sexual stimulation and sleep.
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(no subject) [Sep. 14th, 2007|03:51 pm]
Huitalk...
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emphasis mine [Sep. 13th, 2007|07:24 pm]
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"There are a couple of private entities that have paid us to use the airfield in the past," Steve Zornetzer, associate director for institutions and research at NASA's Ames Research Center, told us. "But they've all had a direct connection to our mission." Think Lockheed Martin. Or The Army.




Best quote though:
Until now, ridiculously-wealthy Silicon Valley big-wigs have been forced to use the public airports in San Francisco, San Jose, and San Carlos - a hardship that's proved particularly difficult for Oracle kingpin Larry Ellison. Yes, the San Carlos call letters are SQL, but San Jose residents once took him to court over late-night landings.
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Best.Campaign.Video.Ever. [Sep. 7th, 2007|03:09 am]
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Tragedy [Sep. 7th, 2007|03:06 am]
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Шекспир нервно курит в коридоре...
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(no subject) [Aug. 28th, 2007|10:21 am]
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Reason #n to feel good about missing BM
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BY BOBHYTAPb [Aug. 27th, 2007|06:04 pm]
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(no subject) [Aug. 23rd, 2007|02:46 pm]
http://community.livejournal.com/dark_christian/935465.html
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Bеб 2.0 [Aug. 18th, 2007|12:14 am]
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На многих раскладках, Wankr становится "Шанкр", что тоже, собсно, неплохое Web 2.0 название.

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Various [Aug. 17th, 2007|11:22 pm]
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Тресковый мыс, Тресковый мыс,
Ты мне среди зимы приснись.
-Посвящение бостонским КВНщикам
And when all is said and done,
Остается лабардан.

I find this very endearing:

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The sole raison d'etre of Web 2.0 [Aug. 3rd, 2007|12:22 am]
http://www.stunned.org/walks/
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